New plugin: xkcd substitutions

.gitignore

+__pycache__/

xkcd.plug

+[Core]
+name = XKCD
+module = xkcd
+
+[Documentation]
+description = XKCD word substitutions
+
+[Python]
+version = 3

xkcd.py

+# Copyright © 2018 Bruce Cowan <bruce@bcowan.eu>
+#
+# This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+# it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
+# the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
+# (at your option) any later version.
+#
+# This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+# but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+# MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+# GNU General Public License for more details.
+#
+# You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+# along with this program.  If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+
+import re
+
+from errbot import BotPlugin, re_botcmd
+
+
+class Xkcd(BotPlugin):
+    """XKCD word subsitutions."""
+
+    @re_botcmd(pattern=r'\ballegedly\b', prefixed=False, flags=re.IGNORECASE)
+    def on_allegedly(self, message, match):
+        rep = message.body.replace("allegedly", "kinda probably")
+        return "Did you mean: {}".format(rep)
+
+    @re_botcmd(pattern=r'\bcars?\b', prefixed=False, flags=re.IGNORECASE)
+    def on_car(self, message, match):
+        rep = message.body.replace("car", "cat")
+        return "Did you mean: {}".format(rep)
+
+    @re_botcmd(pattern=r'\bclouds?\b', prefixed=False, flags=re.IGNORECASE)
+    def on_cloud(self, message, match):
+        rep = message.body.replace("cloud", "butt")
+        return "Did you mean: {}".format(rep)
+
+    @re_botcmd(pattern=r'\belections?\b', prefixed=False, flags=re.IGNORECASE)
+    def on_election(self, message, match):
+        rep = message.body.replace("election", "eating contest")
+        return "Did you mean: {}".format(rep)
+
+    @re_botcmd(pattern=r'\bforces?\b', prefixed=False, flags=re.IGNORECASE)
+    def on_force(self, message, match):
+        rep = message.body.replace("force", "horse")
+        return "Did you mean: {}".format(rep)
+
+    @re_botcmd(pattern=r'\bkeyboards?\b', prefixed=False, flags=re.IGNORECASE)
+    def on_keyboard(self, message, match):
+        rep = message.body.replace("keyboard", "leopard")
+        return "Did you mean: {}".format(rep)
+
+    @re_botcmd(pattern=r'\bspace\b', prefixed=False, flags=re.IGNORECASE)
+    def on_space(self, message, match):
+        rep = message.body.replace("space", "spaaaaaace")
+        return "Did you mean: {}".format(rep)